In Obama's inauguration speech, he said, 'We're a nation of Jews and Muslims, of Christians and Hindus and nonbelievers.' And I was like, 'Yeah, hear that Buddhists? Get out of here. You're not welcome in Obama's five-tiered religious zone, apparently. Get back to Buddha Land or wherever you're from. Stick it in your fat stomachs and eat it, Buddhists. Eat it. And don't get angry at that 'cause that wouldn't be a very Buddhist way to behave.'

Everybody likes to blame America for everything. What are we, only 233 years old? These other countries are thousands of years old. Not only did they not get it right, but a lot of times they screw up and ask us for help. That's like a 90-year-old man asking a two-year-old for advice.