That one big voyage, like your 'Star Trek' voyage was the time you decided to go to an actual bar and use it? Like, 'F**k it, let's do it.' You know what I mean, you're an adventurer. So you go to a bar but you don't know how to act, so you wore a suit. 'Hey, how is everyone? How are my fellow adults? Don't know why I said that. This mustache is real.'

Grew up with those hippie parents. Mom was always smoking weed around the house. It's not cool. If you're a parent, don't smoke weed in front of your kids, because it ruins weed for your kids, and that's selfish. I see my Mom rolling joints -- very confusing. First time someone offered me a joint in high school, I was like, 'I'm not going through menopause. Why would I want that? My temperature's fine, and I'm very fertile.