She's got one of those crazy, kind of overly spiked mom-dos. Like her hair keeps getting more and more aggressive every time I see her. She looks insane. She looks a lot like Vanilla Ice at this point. Her hair looks like it was cut by a computer.

We're at this bar, and I'm talking to this guy. He's kind of leaning in like maybe he's intrigued by me, or something. All of a sudden, I look up and I notice, out of the corner of my eye, my friend that I came there with is doing some sort of a titty dance on the bar, right above us. And you can't really compete with that. 'Cause I think that every man hopes and prays that a titty jig is just going to erupt at any moment in their lives.