We had a teacher named Mr. Brown and he was writing something on the board once. He was writing something on the board and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing. They were just sitting there, screaming. Just screaming. Kids had to get carted out. Kids were screaming; kids had to get carted out and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11. Cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

Have you ever tried to throw out an old garbage pail? Can't be done. For the last month, I've had it out there every single week and the garbage men don't get it. I even put a sign on it, 'garbage.' What do I got to do, put it in another garbage pail? No, not going to do that.