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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Friday, 19 March 2010 22:00 |
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It's kind of redundant -- have a black dude wearing an Obama shirt. Everybody's like, 'Yeah, we know. You like Obama; we get it.' It's just like, I would do the same thing. I realize that it's kind of redundant. I don't go up to white people wearing Coldplay shirts. 'You like Coldplay? For how long? Forever?' |
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Jon Dore: Predict the Words |
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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Friday, 19 March 2010 22:00 |
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I don't like cell phones. I'm never sending another text message as long as I live because I don't like a phone that tries to predict the words I'm trying to send to people. 'Cause I move quickly. Last week I ended up sending a text that read, 'Hey baby, I had a great night. I hope you have a home day.' But I meant to text, 'You should get tested.' |
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Donald Glover: Serious Black Candidate |
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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Friday, 19 March 2010 22:00 |
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When he was coming up, people were like, 'We have a serious black candidate for president. This is crazy. We have a serious black candidate.' And then when he won, they were like, 'Our first multi-racial president.' And I was like, 'That's not fair.' I mean, let's set the record straight. If you went outside tonight after this show and Barack Obama was stealing your car, you wouldn't yell, 'Hey, someone stop that mixed guy!' |
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Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm |
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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Friday, 12 March 2010 22:00 |
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Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she can't remember where she lives. She's like, 'That's not it, that's not it, that's not it.' |
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