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Donald Glover: Black Nerd |
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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Friday, 12 March 2010 22:00 |
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If you like strange, specific stuff -- that's a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, 'Hey, what are your favorite things?' He'll be like, 'Robots and teddy bears.' That's a nerd. |
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Julian McCullough: Brain Can't Dream |
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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Friday, 12 March 2010 22:00 |
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Did you know that if you go to bed wasted, your brain can't dream? It's like a medical thing. I have my own theory and that's that your brain is like, 'Dude, I'm not going to entertain you after what you just did to me for the last six hours. Oh, you want feel what it's like to fly? Go f**k yourself. I'll be up all night with your liver, figuring out how we're going to make it to 50.' |
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Donald Glover: New York University |
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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Thursday, 11 March 2010 22:00 |
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NYU's like a Jurassic Five concert. It's like there's supposed to be black people there, but they're not. |
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Jon Dore: Smoking in High School |
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Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
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Thursday, 11 March 2010 22:00 |
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I started smoking in high school. I never thought I'd get hooked. I always thought by the time I graduate, that's it, no more smoking. But now I'm 33. There's no way I'm ever going to graduate. |
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