Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
Redneck's Last Words
Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "
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Give or Take a Gazillion
Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Bush on Iraq. "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Window Dressing
Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
Q: What do you call two men hanging from a window?

A: Curt and Rod.
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Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef
Nasim Pedrad - Comedy and Jokes
Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?

A: Anyone can roast beef.
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